How I would narrate the Olympics
- me: he's doing some athletic shit
- me: and omg look at that butt
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
Derek’s cousin just posted pictures from our Alaska trip, but you’d think someone with such a nice camera would either take higher-quality photos or know not to post blurry and out of focus ones…
On the surface, my parents taught me good lessons. They told me to work hard, save money and do well in school.
But I don’t think they’ll ever realize what was under all of those lessons.
I’m a senior in college and I’ve never even considered study abroad because I saw it as a waste of time and money. Why only take three classes in a semester in a different country when I could take five in Georgia? I stressed myself out with school and work so I could pay my own way and never ask them for help. I felt guilty when I “wasted” money on clothes I didn’t really need, just wanted. And I’ve only ever looked at “realistic” jobs. I don’t want to consider being an author because that’s not practical. I didn’t think I could start my own business because that’s a good way to lose all of your money.
It might have taken 21 years, but at least I’ve realized those are the lessons to ignore.