next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
I just beat the most difficult level in minesweeper, but I can’t even look excited because I’m in class.
I don’t understand why when Dylan Sprouse’s nude photos were leaked, people complimented how he handled it and automatically assumed it was an ex being a dick.
But when the same thing happens to Jeanette McCurdy, people speculate that this was just a “calculated career move.”
Really? C’mon everyone.
I’m waiting for the day when “So, has your partner had any other partners?” doesn’t make me feel like I was punched in the stomach